Monday, April 19, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
cow pies and window treatments

stand on stump, no ladder
can't reach window
open from inside
throw fit
close window
call boss
stand on stump, no ladder
with prybar extract window sash with broken glass
spend an hour removing putty
break glass
smoke
break more glass
temp glass in with four small nails
drive away eating doughnuts and smoking
performed in Roberts Montana to an audience of cows and delapitated houses
april 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
sash event
1. go into wealthy family's house
2. take shoes off
3. preceed to kitchen windows
4. take sash out
5. put shoes on
6. take to vehicle
7. fix window
8. take to house
9. take shoes off
10. put sash back in window
11. preceed to next window
12. take sash out
13. put shoes on
14. take to vehicle
15. fix window
16. take to house
17. take shoes off
18. put sash back in window
19. preceed to next window
20. take sash out
21. put shoes on
22. take vehicle
23. fix window
24. take to house
25. take shoes off
26. put sash back in window
27. assure the homeowner their problem is fixed but results may vary.
drive away and light cigarette
billings montana march 30th 2010
2. take shoes off
3. preceed to kitchen windows
4. take sash out
5. put shoes on
6. take to vehicle
7. fix window
8. take to house
9. take shoes off
10. put sash back in window
11. preceed to next window
12. take sash out
13. put shoes on
14. take to vehicle
15. fix window
16. take to house
17. take shoes off
18. put sash back in window
19. preceed to next window
20. take sash out
21. put shoes on
22. take vehicle
23. fix window
24. take to house
25. take shoes off
26. put sash back in window
27. assure the homeowner their problem is fixed but results may vary.
drive away and light cigarette
billings montana march 30th 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
cardboard and whats inside
Friday, March 26, 2010
Crosspost
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
terrace version, billings montana
March 10th performed twice in one house at 1:00 and 1:30ish. a visions 2000 triple slider was the instrument of choice. improvisation for fox news and screw gun was the musical piece for this performance.
march 11th performed one more time at same location. encore. music sound of daughter and mother of house chatting with me. a discussion group on how to open windows took place after the show.
made forty bucks at this show. it was so good she didn't even realize i had performed this monumental piece for her. money well spent.
march 11th performed one more time at same location. encore. music sound of daughter and mother of house chatting with me. a discussion group on how to open windows took place after the show.
made forty bucks at this show. it was so good she didn't even realize i had performed this monumental piece for her. money well spent.
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